tan i realmente bueno de rhiannon del amor

she makes my day, every day.
example:
"dentist: -mutters something, using heavy accent- ..ok?
me: -chokes on flouride and glares at lady holding suction tube-
dentist: great! we'll get started then, we're gonna -heavy accent-
me: -heavy accent confuses me and bright light blocks my vision-
dentist: SUCTION TUBE PLEASE.
lady holding suction tube: oh. right.
me: -intense glaring-
dentist: open your mouth wider. yah, no, y-- wider. wider.
me: agggghhh, euuemm? !!
dentist: O.o ..
me: o.o!!!!
dentist: o.O ..
me: -.-
[2 hours later]
dentist: we're all done here so -heavy accent makes me dizzy-
lady holding suction tube: and don't rinse out your mouth for 30 minutes.
me: -gags and runs out of dentist hospital-
[1 hour later]
me: hm. a chunk of the stuff they put on my teeth that's supposed to stay on for a couple of years just came off in my mouth and dissolved.
mother washing dishes: DON'T SWALLOW
me: -swallows- ew...
mother running to phone: I'LL CALL AND ASK IF IT'S NORMAL.
[30 minutes later]
mother sitting in chair: well....we could sue them?
[4 seconds later]
rhia, gagging: -runs to bathroom-
the end "