so i had the weirdest dream last night. well, second weirdest. the cyborg-pineapple one was weirder. (did i tell you about that one?)
point was, weird.
this is how i told it to jessie.
"i married kelesy.
and annie was our maid of honour.
and you married brendon.
and i was jealous.
but then kelesy asked me to marry her and then you were jealous.
and ryan was dating travis who was dating william who was dating gabe who was dating vicky who was dating patrick who was dating joe who was dating andy who was dating ashlee who was pete's gay-guy's-girl-friend-and-they-go-shop-for-shoes-together and pete was chasing spencer who was like "dude! i'm with ludacris! back off!" and ludacris was secretly messing around with jay-z who was openly dating madonna who was dating justin timberlake and he was dating britney spears who was dating rihanna who was dating faris rotter who was dating kylie minogue.
it was kind of weird.
and... there were bubbles.
lots of bubbles.
bubbles in the hot tub, in the champagne, in the water, in the beer, in the shirley temples, in the fireplace, in the bath, in the sink, in britney's dress and there were multi-coloured unpopable bubbles bouncing around everywhere.
and then i was the crown princess of england so we had this massive party at buckingham palace?
and then kiera knightly showed up and started making out with amy.
...
then spencer turned into a large spider so pete put him in a larger jar.
and locked him in the trunk of his toddler-size john deere."
i would dearly like to know where my subconcious comes up with these things.
"i made my own dress with old men's undershirts from the thrift store, gorilla glue and safety scissors.
and kelsey was wearing a camp rock pyjama out fit.
and then elvis married us?
and then you and brendon.
and then rhia and becca showed up!
and i was like, "OMJFDASKFJOTP!"
and they were like "KFDASOFJLEFJD!"
and then were all were like "SDFJDFJSLKJJJJJJJ!"
and then matty moo moo showed up and ate the sofa.
..."
really. really. really. weird.
so everyone's gay in my dreams.