Ew Food/Maggot Discussion

Ew. [IMing]
honey is a kitty.
me: SON OF A PINATA!!!!

THAT HURRRRT!

J: WHY ARE YOU YELLING

me: gawd honey you really have some sharp claws

J: WHY AM I YELLING?

me: i have absolutley no ideer

J: :) honey. she sounds soooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee. take piks than bring 2 scholllllllllllllllllllo

me: o.o no can do

camera is eklektronik, remember what happened last time you had something eklektronik?

J: shudders yesh, but you can print then off the camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: you can't survive on ice cream, it's been proven

J: psh. why not

its got milk.

and its food.

me: X__x

ew. my food is ew

J: OMG! ur ikon!!!!!!!!!

me: mmhmm

is it not beautiful?

J: its very true.

me: ew! i do not want ew food!

J: im eating spagettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

me: but if i don't eat ew food, i will die. then i'll become ew food for ew maggots.

J: u cant die wifey!

me: that's why i am eating ew food.

J: yay!

me: bleghh

-throws ew food at wall-

DO NOT WANT EW FOOD!

J: we've been over this.

me: ew food is ew. let ew food be food for ew maggots.

J: but if i don't eat ew food, i will die. then i'll become ew food for ew maggots.

J:
u cant die wifey!
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that's why i am eating ew food.

J:
yay!

NO. what will i do whith out my wifey...

me: make out with ew maggots, what else?

J: any else BUT THAT

*anything

me: be eaten by ew maggots.

the one in the corpse bride was disturbing...

J: shudders