A weird thing I was thinking about..
Curves for Women. What's up with the "For Women" thing? As opposed to..... what? Curves for Men? I don't think you'd get a lot of business. Or as A. came up with, "Curves for Cats" as she was looking at our fat cat, Bugsy.
Again... Blog pictures not go. Sorry.
Barney Letter:
> > OK
> >
> > This is really funny.
> >
> > Barney the purple dinosaur is what?
> >
> > A cute purple dinosaur right???
> >
> > In the old English language u’s looked like v’s.
> >
> > So cute purple dinosaur translates to…
> >
> > Cvte pvrple dinosavr.
> >
> > In roman numerals
> >
> > C=100, v=5, L=50, D=500, I=1
> >
> > There is 1 c, 3 v’s, 1 L, 1D, and 1 I
> >
> > Add up the letters using their roman numerals.
> >
> > The number you should get is…
> >
> > 666!
> >
> > Barney the cute purple dinosaur has the mark of the devil!!!
> >
> >
> >
> > Send this to all the people that you think could use this fantastic amazing
> > news!!
> >
> > P.S I learned this in science class.
> >
> >
Me:
aaaaaaaaand? is the devil bad?
L:
Noooo. Not at all!
Me:
Good. Wait. Are U being sarcastic?
L:
Hmm. Let's think about it for a moment, shall we?
I don't know why but I burst out laughing at that....
Spiders. Lots of 'em. Me in basement right before going to bed. Sleeping. Not a good mix. I had the same nightmare that I had when I was in kindergarten. (yes i remember that. it was so creepy.)
Ok. This is what happened:
I'm in the basement. Emily (I don't know her last name we were friends in kindergarten) is over. We're playing with my deluxe elevator Barbie house. We hear a crunch. I look out the window and see a GIANT SPIDER eating my neighbor's car. It's that spider from that weird TV show when I was 5, it's got hairy legs, it's purple with olive green spots There's an African American riding it. Anyway, it's standing with its foot in my neighbor's garage, eating her car. Emily comes and looks out the window with me. We scream. (duh) The spider starts to eat our Gas-Eating Pig (a suburban). It moves to our house, and squishes my deluve Barbie house wuth its foot. We sream some more. It rips off the rest of the house from on top of us.
Then I woke up. And got popcorn in my hair. (i have a loft and i had sat up and i have a ceiling that has little paint ball things that are called popcorn. Really annoying.)
Can you tell I never watched that TV show again?
Yeah. It was creepy.
I think I'll try to dream about vampires tonight. Less scary. (i KNOW im weird, spiders scare me more than vampires. but they do!)
And the required useless junk....
Another video.
Paramore. Fences. Awesome.
Vampire Girl
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