First Thing First;

I knit. I mean I knit. But not like the-lace-on-your-granny's-couch (if that's the kind of granny you have) kind.
I'm also hyper. A lot. The bouncing-around-the-room, mooing-at-the-TV-like-Isaiah hyper.
And:
I'm bored. So there. Try to do something about it and you'll get flattened.